I go into McDonalds to get a soda & there's some fat girl making fun of this mentally disabled kid

Me:You know, that could happen to any one of us. You don't belong making fun of someone like that, what's wrong with you?
Girl:God gave me a mouth to speak & I'm gonna use it.
Me:Well, God gave you a mouth to eat too, but you abused that privilege.
Girl:-Speechless-
Me:Oh, & you might wanna wipe that ketchup off of your chin.
Girl:-Goes to wipe chin-
Me:No, your other chin.
01/12/12 at 11:59pm
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